Subject: The Law and Order Random Plot Generator
A dead college student is discovered in a seedy basement by the janitor. Lenny and Curtis initially pin the crime on a local celebrity, but after a visit to the crime lab, they arrest the right suspect. McCoy and Kincaid prosecute, but McCoy must not push for the death penalty to win. The old DA looks annoyed and says 'A wise person cares not for what he cannot have, but for what he can.' The old DA looks annoyed and says 'A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.' Michael Dorn guest stars."