Make your own authentic-sounding tech excuses, just like your real IT person does.

Here is a sample of excuses created with this tool. The site says that it can generate over 5,800,000 original excuses for tech personnel.

  • Total, undetermined, crash file dump.
  • Dynamic, unreportable paging stackdump.
  • Inherent, nonfatal configuration expiry.
  • Nullified, serial integrity bug.

You can also create meaningless catch phrases with which to impress your coworkers, using the Dilbert catch phrase generator found on the same site. Here are some:

-- Enable proabilistic, world class platforms.

-- Implement ubiquitous cross platform intranet.

-- Integrate open-source scalable mind set.

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