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Here is a sample of excuses created with this tool. The site says that it can generate over 5,800,000 original excuses for tech personnel.
- Total, undetermined, crash file dump.
- Dynamic, unreportable paging stackdump.
- Inherent, nonfatal configuration expiry.
- Nullified, serial integrity bug.
You can also create meaningless catch phrases with which to impress your coworkers, using the Dilbert catch phrase generator found on the same site. Here are some:
-- Enable proabilistic, world class platforms.
-- Implement ubiquitous cross platform intranet.
-- Integrate open-source scalable mind set.
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